Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The R-Word

So because I'm prone to occasional bouts of navel-gazing, and because literature has instilled in me a voyeuristic interest in the navel-gazing of others, I'll share a story, and then a question.

There's a point to this, I promise.

Cornell really buys into the American notion of a liberal arts "take intro courses in subjects you don't care about goddamn" education, so we have mandatory Freshman Writing Seminars. By sheer force of luck (read: rigging the randomized seminar selection ballot), I was able to have the same professor for both of my writing seminars, and so I've had an opportunity to see my writing develop throughout the year through the eyes of another person.

Now, the economics major at Cornell essentially assumes that you will be double-majoring in mathematics if you want to go to graduate school, which is exactly what I'm doing. I am not, by nature, a math person. My first semester in Calculus, I am embarrassed to say, was gotten through by a combination of luck (God Bless you, idiotic premeds, who dragged the mean on exams down to Hell with you) and sheer force of will. Sometime during this semester, though, I had what the alcoholics call "A moment of clarity," an epiphany, or what I would term in this case, "A sudden ability to see the blindingly obvious," and now math just makes sense to me in ways it didn't. I can't explain it other than to say that suddenly, everything that seemed arbitrary to me made perfect and complete sense, and I can't understand why I couldn't understand things.

What's interesting about this is that around the same time that this happened, I started getting comments on papers I was writing for my writing seminar saying that line of thinking was "reductionist." Now, because of my professor's biases, I think "reductionist" should partially be understood to mean "retarded," but if I think about it myself, I would say more diplomatically that the way I think about problems now really has changed dramatically since the beginning of the year.

I remember coming back from TASP and realizing that I just couldn't see the world the same way I did before the program, in part because of the warm and fuzzy experience of TASPer love and all that, but because of my seminar as well -- I read things differently after TASP than I did before, for example. It seems like, much more subtly, the same sort of thing is happening again, but with courses that are stacked toward a very specific kind of logical reasoning (namely,  for the first time in my life, having a schedule packed with math and language courses) instead of the humanities.

So there's the story, and here's the question: 

Are any of you experiencing the same thing? Not that you're specifically being molded by math courses, of course, but that you feel that in some readily identifiable way, you've developed intellectually, for good or ill? What has college done to your brain?
 

Monday, March 30, 2009

LOLITA

http://slavic.uchicago.edu/faculty-staff/sternstein.shtml

This is my professor for 'Nabokov's Lolita.' She is possibly the most amazing professor I have ever had. I am so so so excited for this class. Just so everyone knows.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Unforgettable BR, among other things

That "BR" is obviously the "Unforgettable" Bruce Robbins. So why would I remember such a beloved character from the summer of 2007? I am continually reminded of TASP-related things when I do the reading for my post-colonial African history course. It's been all Spivak (according to wikipedia she was the second woman to be "elected" to membership in the TA) and post-colonial critical theory. This time it was national shame and blame. So I googled it and here I deliver a link to that lecture (well, to the article that it produced) we will never forget : http://www.columbia.edu/~bwr2001/papers/comp_national_blaming.pdf

And,a side note--I challenge a TASPer to make Matthew Evangelista a wikipedia page. Come on guys, you know he deserves it.

That's it. Not much of post but I'll just add, has anyone else gotten those facebook invitations to Telluride reunions? If you are in Chicago or the Bay Area you have no excuse to pass these reunions up. If you go call me and/or post about it. I need my TA fix.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

For the record

I wrote letters a while ago.

They went into envelopes tonight.

My plan is to get stamps and mail them tomorrow.
This is honestly the plan.

Ana, ignore the discussion of the weather in yours, as it is no longer very relevant.

I love you guys.

Monday, March 9, 2009

There was a gas leak in my dorm

We were all kicked out because gas leaks are bad. I was sleeping when the alarm went off, so I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt when I walked out into the rain. It was a good day. Aside from all the work. Anyway, I'm primarily writing this post as an excuse to not start my humanities paper. I have lots of work. I'm probably going to fail many classes this quarter. Or not do as well as I'd like, anyway. But yeah. Today is not as good a day as yesterday. Secondarily, or perhaps more accurately co-primarily, I'm writing this post because I haven't had much contact with TASPers lately. Sad day. Also, I've gotten the impression that recent blog activities have been a little boggarted by Ms. Kling. I think I probably should have made a new paragraph somewhere back there, but I'm not going to check. I also think you should all know that the Core is stupid. For all its vaunted depth, the UChicago Core consists of nothing more than some mediocre survey classes and infantile unit manipulations. I find this frustrating. Oh well. My writing TA for hume(anities) is hot. You should all know. She's 30. But also hot. This is so far the best thing that's happened to me in a Core class. I don't know if this is a testament to my shallowness or the Core's. I wrote a paper about phonological and morphological patterns in the writings of Dr. Seuss. I find phonology to be one of the most useless disciplines ever imagined. Maybe I'm not that imaginative. Laura will probably disagree with me, but hours with Halle and Sapir have taught me that the human mouth can make sound. This is probably the most senseless post I've ever written. Also, a victory for all TASP, Valentin and I have finally become friends on facebook. It's been a long time in coming. So I'm going to be staying in Chicago for spring break, which falls between March 21st and March 29th. If anyone is in the area and would like to visit, feel free. I'm pretty sure Kim's going home. And Ms. Rachel Meng has been notably absent from both our lives. Living in Snitchcock has not done good for her intraTASP relations. At any rate, I will be here. So come visit!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Remember Leonardo da Vinci?

This is that folk tale I was talking about a really long time ago. I read it when I was probably five or six years old. Except I think in the version I read, the millet dumplings were actually rice cakes.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

More On Nabucco

So way, way back in the fall, when all that insanity regarding Georgia and Russia was dominating the news, I made a post here about how the Nabucco pipeline fits into all of this. I think it may have come off as conspiracy theory bullshit, but I'd like to share something the NYTimes put out not too long ago.

Remember, you read it here first, boys and girls.

MOSCOW — The titans of Russia’s energy industry gathered around an enormous map showing the route of a proposed new pipeline in Siberia. It would cost billions and had been years in the planning. After listening to their presentation, President Vladimir V. Putin frowned, got up from his chair, whipped out a felt pen and redrew the map right in front of the embarrassed executives, who quickly agreed that he was right.

The performance, which was carried on state television in 2006, was obviously stage managed, but there was nothing artificial about its point. It was a typical performance for a leader who has shown an uncanny mastery of the economics, politics and even technical details of the energy business that goes well beyond a politician taking an interest in an important national industry.

“I would describe it as very much his personal project,” said Clifford G. Gaddy, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution in Washington and an expert in Russia’s energy policy. “It is the heart of what he has done from the very beginning.”

Indeed, from his earliest days in power in 2000, Mr. Putin, who left the presidency in 2008 and became prime minister, decided natural resource exports and energy in particular would not only finance the country’s economic rebirth but also help restore Russia’s lost greatness after the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Just this month, Mr. Putin’s personal immersion in the topic was on full display as he ordered natural gas shut off to Ukraine, in the process cutting supplies to Europe. It was portrayed by the Kremlin as a protracted commercial dispute with Ukraine. But the hundreds of thousands of shivering gas customers in the Balkans and Eastern Europe sent an unmistakable message about the Continent’s reliance on Russian supplies — and Mr. Putin’s willingness to wield energy as a political weapon.

When talking about energy, he often rattles off obscure statistics not often heard outside a Houston boardroom, like average daily production of fields and throughput capacity of pipelines.

Mr. Putin “clearly knows as much about BP’s business in Russia as I do,” Anthony B. Hayward, BP’s chief executive, once said after a meeting with him.

In fact, the standoff in Ukraine was just one part of a far larger Russian playbook on natural gas policy under Mr. Putin. In the past year, Russia has formed a cartel-like group with Middle Eastern nations with the goal of dampening global competition in natural gas, sewn up sources of supply in Central Asia and North Africa with long-term contracts to thwart competitors and used its military to occupy an important pipeline route in Georgia.

And this broader struggle extends over a dozen countries from Azerbaijan to Austria. In its sprawl and slow pace, it is often compared to the 19th-century struggle for colonial possession in Central Asia known as the Great Game. In the modern variant, Mr. Putin, a master strategist, has proved far more effective than his European counterparts.

“He has been thinking for some time, ‘What are the means and tools at Russia’s disposal, to make Russia great?’ ” said Lilia Shevtsova, a researcher at the Carnegie Moscow Center. In the post-Soviet world, she said, Mr. Putin concluded that “military power would no longer be sufficient.”

A spokesman for Mr. Putin, Dmitri S. Peskov, said that the energy market “was, is and will remain a strategic sphere for Russia” and that government leaders in Moscow should be versed in the topic. Mr. Peskov denied the Kremlin used exports for political purposes. Of Mr. Putin’s deep personal knowledge of the business, he said the prime minister showed a similar attention to detail in other matters, too.

In this contest, Russia’s overarching goal is to prevent the West from breaking a monopoly on natural gas pipelines from Asia to Europe. Boris E. Nemtsov, a former Russian first deputy prime minister who is now in the opposition, said: “It is the typical behavior of the monopolist. The monopolist fears competition.”

As they did two years ago after a similar supply disruption, European officials have promised in the wake of the Ukraine dispute to take steps to diversify the Continent’s sources of gas to end its reliance on Russia, which supplies nearly 30 percent of the total. European dependence is expected to grow as North Sea gas fields decline.

At a conference in Budapest on Tuesday, Prime Minister Mirek Topolanek of the Czech Republic called for a renewed effort to build the long-delayed Nabucco pipeline to bring Central Asian gas to Europe without passing through Russian territory.

But there is a reason the project has never gotten off the ground: as determined as Europe is to end its reliance on Russian gas, Mr. Putin is equally adamant about extending it.

The Nabucco pipeline was proposed in 2002 by executives from European energy companies with the express intent of undercutting Russia’s gas monopoly. It would pass through Turkey and Georgia to the Caspian Sea.

Under the best of circumstances, building an international pipeline is an intricate and arduous process, technically, financially and politically. However, Nabucco’s planners rapidly discovered that their biggest obstacle was not a mountain chain or a corrupt local politician, but Mr. Putin himself. When OMV, the Austrian energy company, formally created a consortium for Nabucco in 2005, he responded with a competing idea: a pipeline called South Stream that would terminate at the same gas storage site in Austria, but originate in Russia and bypass Ukraine by traveling under the Black Sea.

In a contest often compared to chess, this Russian countermove, like all good chess moves, was both offensive and defensive.

To pay the hefty upfront construction costs, a pipeline needs both an assured source of supply and a market for the gas it transports. The South Stream pipeline would flood the gas market in southeastern Europe, locking up the customers the bankers behind Nabucco were counting on to finance the project.

At the same time it would undermine Ukraine’s domination of gas lines headed west, one of the biggest obstacles to Russian domination of the European gas market.

But Mr. Putin did not stop there. Leaving nothing to chance, he also took steps to choke off potential sources of upstream gas supplies deep in Central Asia.

The race to secure these rich sources of natural gas unexpectedly accelerated in 2006 with the death of the eccentric and isolationist dictator of Turkmenistan, Saparmurat Niyazov. While energy executives around the world rushed to Ashgabat, the Turkmen capital, to meet the new leader, Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov, a former dentist, Mr. Putin was the first to cut a big deal.

Smiling and holding shovels at a televised ceremony to mark the start of construction, Mr. Putin and Mr. Berdymukhammedov agreed in 2007 to build a pipeline north, to Russia, depriving Nabucco of potential supply. It was not until 2008 that European Union officials got to Ashgabat with a memorandum of understanding for a trans-Caspian pipeline that could link to Nabucco. It has yet to be acted upon.

Farther west, it was the same story.

In February 2008, Mr. Putin signed an agreement with Bulgaria — over the objections of the United States and in spite of Bulgaria’s status as a new NATO member — making it a partner in the South Stream pipeline.

And in April 2008, Mr. Putin was in Athens, cutting a deal for a spur of South Stream. In this flurry of diplomacy he again beat his Western opponents. The United States State Department’s point man on Eurasian pipelines, Matthew J. Bryza, in Athens the next day, could only rue the signed deal. Mr. Bryza was left explaining to the Greeks: “If you have only one supplier of feta, you’re in a vulnerable position. The same for gas.”

The West still had an important pipeline partner in Georgia, a critical geographical link. But that all but evaporated in the brief war last summer.

By 2007, a pipeline section had been laid across Georgia, the Baku-Erzurum pipeline, which is now used for local distribution but will become a part of the Nabucco pipeline, if it is ever built. This brought the struggle for Nabucco to a pivotal stage, for it was now playing out along a storied trade route in the petroleum business, and one highly sensitive to the Russians.

In the 19th century the Rothschild banking family and the Nobel brothers of Sweden had built a railroad and pipeline across Georgia to sell Baku oil, undercutting the near monopoly in the business, Standard Oil of the United States, which was supplying Europe with kerosene produced in America.

After the breakup of the Soviet Union, the revival of this pre-Bolshevik energy corridor became a major foreign policy goal of the United States, intended to strengthen the economic independence of former Soviet states and diversify world oil supplies away from the Middle East. At a narrow point, the pipeline route passes just south of the Russian-controlled enclave of South Ossetia and north of another Russian ally, Armenia.

The August war sent a chill through boardrooms in the West when, for example, Russian tanks scurried back and forth over one of the buried pipelines and one crew occupied a pumping station. Russia, said Svante Cornell, a specialist on Central Asia and the Caucasus at the School for Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins University, sent a simple message: “We can blow this up at any time.”

While his track record is very strong, Mr. Putin is not infallible. Last summer he made a rare mistake by locking in long-term contracts for Central Asian gas at close to the height of the market — $340 for 1,000 cubic meters in 2009. While Mr. Putin achieved his goal of depriving Nabucco of more potential sources, Russia is now selling that gas in a down market to Ukraine for an average of less than $240 per 1,000 cubic meters — one possible reason, energy experts have said, that Mr. Putin tried to force Ukraine to pay more for gas this winter.

Despite its best intentions, Europe is likely to remain dependent on Russian energy supplies for the foreseeable future and, perhaps, indefinitely if Mr. Putin has his way. And that reflects his long-held beliefs.

As far back as 1997, while serving as deputy mayor of St. Petersburg, Mr. Putin earned a graduate degree in economics, writing his thesis on the economics of natural resources.

Later, when scholars at the Brookings Institution analyzed the text, they found 16 pages had been copied without attribution from a 1978 American business school textbook called “Strategic Planning and Policy,” by David I. Cleland and William R. King of the University of Pittsburgh. Mr. Putin has declined to comment on the allegation.

Tellingly, the passages they say were plagiarized relate to the indispensable role of a chief executive in planning within a corporation — the need for one man to have strategic vision and control.