Howdy everyone.
So I have little enough to say, but a certain eponymous someone told me that it was my civic duty to provide input for this blog. Not wanting to be lax in my Oedipal obligations to the community, I hastened to post at the first possible moment.
Now that I'm here, I don't quite know what to say. What goes on here in the desert cannot possibly mean anything to the uninitiated, and I don't want to bore you all with an epic portrait of the Phoenician landscape.
Suffice to say that I am far more tired than I ought, and the proportional amount of work I have completed thus far is by no means significant. I stand somewhat castrated before you all. One ball left. The right one. I am the abject figure prostrated at your stern, judgmental feet. I'm like a woman. Ugh. What a fate.
I feel as if perhaps this sententious conversation grows far too partisan, and perhaps a tad bit too phallic, to continue. And so I shall end my rant. Here you go Ms. Kling, this one's for you. I hope you don't begrudge me your shattered anonymity.